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gorilllas:

when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down

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lndoors:

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thatfunnyblog:

her face though she’s like “hahaha oops!”

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thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

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im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

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Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

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foodnun:

classes are so much better when you have hot teachers

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princeowl:

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’

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lightbluenymphadora:

trvllngjwllr:

lustrousjaybird:

nomarion:

Blueberry?

So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.

RDJ is a squirrel

I will never NOT reblog this

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andivictoria:

andivictoria:

this douchebaggy ass woman sitting behind us has been wearing sunglasses all dinner ugh stop

nevermind she’s blind

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cnnbreakingofficial:

im actually laughing really hard

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im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming. 

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